I laughed so hard the my eyes were watering and there was stuff coming out of my nose.. The woman in a nearby chair looked at my like I was insane. Joann asked if I was alright. It was a perfect early summer afternoon and Joann had decided to take few hours for ourselves. We headed to the town beach, which is free now that steveisover60. Jo suggested that I take a book instead of my trusty iPad. ...why not.. I took a book written by Billy Crystal given to me by my sister for my birthday. Well the first few paragraphs sent me into this laughing fit. My sides ached as I read on, laughing uncontrollably.

Laughing is good. I have to laugh more. Watch more Stooges, Groucho, Rodney, Rickles and the unedited version of Blazing Saddles....other wise if it is edited for tv.. forget it. I like laughing with and at my friends. I like laughing at myself especially when I do something really dumb.  It is time to make some time to be silly. It is good for the soul.

Now a few random jokes to get you on your way :

Chicken # 1 to Chicken # 2.... How did I get to the other side?

Chicken # 2......Your on the other side ,stupid.

If I told you once I've told you a million times ...dont exaggerate.

Escalators don't break down...they just turn into stairs

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I cant believe that someone would stoop so low.

Why do men get married? So that they don't have to hold in their stomachs any more.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ....Dam!

 I told my my dentist my teeth are getting yellow. He told me to wear a brown necktie. (Rodney D.)

If I didn't make you laugh then find something that does...see you next week.