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 Eyes

 I am typing this with eyes so dilated that a cloudy day looks to me like I'm typing on the surface of the sun. I recently saw some flashes in the corner of my eye and of course I think I;m fine since they disappear in about an hour but my wife begins looking up the symptoms on the Internet only to find out that I am about to go blind any minute. So I head to the doctor who tells me I;m not going to need a seeing eye dog soon but could use some expensive glasses now that I'm driving older people than me around and I don't want to go hitting anything that I cant see.