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I will not ....My New Years Resolutions.....

Most people make New Years resolutions around this time of year. Things that they want to change in their life. Things like losing weight getting in shape, eating less, ( alot of them have to do with food) Well I am nearly perfect and I cant think of anything that I need to do to make my life better.
So instead of a list of impossible goals that I will never fulfill I have decided to go the other way and list things that I know that I won't do this year.
 
I will not fly a plane

I will not play golf

I will no participate in the annual Save the Bay Swim

I will not hike the Appliacian Trail.

I will not buy a new car

I will not eat a steak

I will not get taller, faster, younger, smarter or get a better jump shot

And I will not do a polar bear plunge today unless my Kayla shows up at my door in the next few minutes and says ..." Let's go"


Then I would